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How would You like Your egg for breakfast? Hard - boiled or impregnated?
What ever You say, what ever You do, i will always love You.
The smell of Your skin, lingers on me now.
Love is the name, sex is the game.
I would love to get a little nasty and naughty with You soon.
Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too.
If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?
Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
Success is getting what You want. Happiness is wanting what You get.
I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as You are. And i will follow the rainbow until the end, if You promis forever to be my friend.
It is and easy to find happiness and ourselves, and is and possible to find it elsewhere.
Before You criticize someone, You should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when You criticize them, You're a mile away and You have their shoes.
I miss You, i need You. More and more... each day. I love You more than words. Can ever say.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag You down to their level then beat You with experience.
But i promise You no more.
If a big fat man creeps into Your bedroom one night and stuffs You into a bag. Then do not worry cause i told santa i wanted You for christmas.
When the night comes, look at the sky. If You see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, cause i did it and i found You.
Falling in love is when she falls a sleep in Your arms and wakes up in Your dreams.
I'm not talented enough to type and pick my nose at the some time.
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.