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Go away, give me a chance to miss You. Say goodbye, it'll make me want to kiss You. I love you so much more when you're not here.
I hate short away messages.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly.
I have loved You before and now. I love You more.
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and i hate people like that.
Did i ever give up on You?
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and i couldn't care less.
I don't wanna, wake up with another, but i don't wanna always wake up with You either.
Have a great day.
There are three kinds of people in the world - ones that can count, and ones that can't count. Which of the three are You?
Hello i am a virus and i am entering Your brain right now. Sorry i will leave, i can't find a brain.
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame.
Happy birthday.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
If shit could fly this place could be an airport.
Hallo... this is Your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave Your pocket, want the smell is unbearable.
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of Your friends and You will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If You break this chain, You'll never have multiple orgasm again.
Be nice to the ones who smoke... every cigarette migh be their last.
If loving You is wrong, then i don't wanna be right. My love for You is strong and brighter then any light. The way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight.
At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin i have forgotten this before.